Wanderers RFC
say
Lets get Loooooooooooose at the 2012
Phuket Heineken 10’s
The intrepid touring members of the
WanderersRFC from Singapore once again head to the sunny climes of Phuket to do
battle with other clubs and the odd conscious as well.
With our now familiar catchcry of “Lets get
Looooooooooooose” and an touring strategy of “Shock ‘n’ Awe followed by Hearts
‘n’ Minds” we are well placed to have a great time on and off the field
A smaller squad compared to past years with
a small contingent of “Supporters” whom we will probably lose the first night to
the dark side, we still aim to be the competitive and chivalrous none the less.
With the vigour of youth we have been
preparing long and hard for this campaign, with a healthy diet, regular sleep
and vitamin suppliments and we have spurned the
regular taunts of the Wrinklies and have rejected their training methods
as obsolete and ineffective.
We look forward to the kick off and dread
the final whistle the same way we look forward to Rhino’s 1 hour pre-game team
talks and dread the thought of going into town to drink with the Wrinklies.
A word of warning to all club mascots, be
prepared to be captured and held for ransom, with all ransom money collected
going to charity.
Wanderers Wrinklies
say Lets get Loooooooooooose at
the 2012 Phuket 10’s
The intrepid touring members of the
WanderersRFC Wanderers Wrinklies from Singapore once again head to the sunny
climes of Phuket to do battle with other clubs and the odd conscious as well.
With our now familiar catchcry of “Lets get
Looooooooooooose” and an touring strategy of “Shock ‘n’ Awe followed by Hearts
‘n’ Minds” we are well placed to have a great time on and off the field.
One of our biggest Wrinklies touring squad of
recent years and a small contingent of “Supporters”
we still aim with our colostomy bags, walking sticks and zimmer frames
to be the loudest and most dedicated club in attendance.
We have been preparing long and hard for
this campaign, with regular trainings at the Pub and various night spot around
Singapore. Our finely tuned athletes
putting their body on the line for the club with regular team Binges that leave
no man standing and wives and girlfriends fuming
Of Special mention are Christian “Schmolly”
Schmollinger, now on his 7th consecutive tour, and Patrick “El Prez”
Knight who has achieved 9 tours and would have had his 10th except
his missus made him go to his Brother-in-Laws wedding last year instead of
which he still quite hasn’t forgiven her .
We all dread the lick-off and embrace the
full time whistle and are really only there trying to recapture the glory of
our youth before the onset of dementia and adult diapers.
Looking forward to having a great time on
and off the pitch.
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