Saturday, May 12, 2012

Main Tournament - Wanderers RFC - Singapore - Coffin Dodgers comp - Wanderers Wrinkleys - Singapore


Wanderers RFC 
say 
Lets get Loooooooooooose at the 2012 Phuket Heineken 10’s


The intrepid touring members of the WanderersRFC from Singapore once again head to the sunny climes of Phuket to do battle with other clubs and the odd conscious as well.
With our now familiar catchcry of “Lets get Looooooooooooose” and an touring strategy of “Shock ‘n’ Awe followed by Hearts ‘n’ Minds” we are well placed to have a great time on and off the field
A smaller squad compared to past years with a small contingent of  “Supporters”  whom we will probably lose the first night to the dark side, we still aim to be the competitive and chivalrous none the less.
With the vigour of youth we have been preparing long and hard for this campaign, with a healthy diet, regular sleep and vitamin suppliments and we have spurned the  regular taunts of the Wrinklies and have rejected their training methods as obsolete and ineffective.
We look forward to the kick off and dread the final whistle the same way we look forward to Rhino’s 1 hour pre-game team talks and dread the thought of going into town to drink with the Wrinklies.
A word of warning to all club mascots, be prepared to be captured and held for ransom, with all ransom money collected going to charity.


 
Wanderers Wrinklies 
say Lets get Loooooooooooose at the 2012 Phuket 10’s

 The intrepid touring members of the WanderersRFC Wanderers Wrinklies from Singapore once again head to the sunny climes of Phuket to do battle with other clubs and the odd conscious as well.
With our now familiar catchcry of “Lets get Looooooooooooose” and an touring strategy of “Shock ‘n’ Awe followed by Hearts ‘n’ Minds” we are well placed to have a great time on and off the field.
One of our biggest Wrinklies touring squad of recent years and a small contingent of  “Supporters”  we still aim with our colostomy bags, walking sticks and zimmer frames to be the loudest and most dedicated club in attendance.
We have been preparing long and hard for this campaign, with regular trainings at the Pub and various night spot around Singapore.  Our finely tuned athletes putting their body on the line for the club with regular team Binges that leave no man standing and wives and girlfriends fuming
Of Special mention are Christian “Schmolly” Schmollinger, now on his 7th consecutive tour, and Patrick “El Prez” Knight who has achieved 9 tours and would have had his 10th except his missus made him go to his Brother-in-Laws wedding last year instead of which he still quite hasn’t forgiven her .

 We all dread the lick-off and embrace the full time whistle and are really only there trying to recapture the glory of our youth before the onset of dementia and adult diapers.
Looking forward to having a great time on and off the pitch.

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